Breaking Bad

Lorelei Lab: "Dad, Mom's having a tasty sammich and she's not sharing!"Dad:  "But Lorelei - it's one of her homemade dairy-free hippie veggie burgers* made out of sawdust and carrots.  You won't like it.  You HATE carrots."*recipe in commentsLorelei - "I knew the pitiful look would work, see, she's breaking me off a chunk of it to eat!  Yum!!" (I just know those orange bits in there are cow